it’s time to get good at darts | bdg

it’s time to get good at darts | bdg


It’s time It’s time to get good at darts I’ve always wanted to But never wanted to work hard At getting good, just like bowling and chess I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest But now I’m home and social distancing
and everything’s fine I have the time to focus on darts
during this quarantine And I’m finding all the moves
and all the tricks of the trade I didn’t know that you could throw a dart
so many dang ways. There’s The standard, the quarterback, the 180 chuck, The Vin Diesel, tweeze, and weasel,
and the 12-point buck The christmas tree, The Ctrl Z, and the
“You, Me, and Dupree” *Owen Wilson voice* Oh wow! The hinge and the ninja- The ninja is an advanced technique that should
not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths It’s time to get good at the darts! It’s time for everyone to get good! Not just me, but you too! The chancellor of darts has now made their decree That everyone on this Earth has dart proficiency The future is coming and soon
it’s a world of the dart It’s time to get good- By the year 2053, all communication will be
done via dart board. There is no more poverty or famine,
there is only darts. The world has moved past the need for currency. Criminal activities have long since ceased. War is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening. This future can become a reality, so long as we understand that the time has finally come. The time to get good at darts. *sung* Daaaaaaaaaa -aaaaaaarts! *SMACK* Oh COME ON! *a funky beat*

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