DON’T TRUST JACK WITH GUNS | Hot Dogs Horseshoes & Hand Grenades (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)

DON’T TRUST JACK WITH GUNS | Hot Dogs Horseshoes & Hand Grenades (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)


Top of the morning to ya ladies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to hot dogs horseshoes and hand-grenades! it’s an amazing game well I actually haven’t played it myself personally but I have seen a lot of footage of it and I meant to play it ages ages ago but you know me! I’m stupid, I forget these things. Also! Flamingo shorts are back! Fuck yeah! I’m trying to look as ridiculous as possible so that I get into the Hall of stupidity, um, when I die so bring it on flamingo shorts are back and they’re here to stay forever that and it’s it’s very it’s very warm in here so I need some– yeah you get it! Okay. I don’t know what I’m doing. I thought that this game was just a shooting range well it seems like there’s a lot of upgrades to it. OOOooOoh! I kind of want to do some of these! Um, yes, hello. I’ll have a batter burger and a bag o’ chips if you’re doing– OOuuh! I found the hand grenade a part! I can’t touch the floor for some reason, umm. I pick up these things oh yeah I need a thumb but I ordered but I’m fucking taking that Yeah right Lotus eat Arizona last night white fucking dick you what is this Arizona range no I want something for not the design in Arizona sounds fun oh yes oh yes this is the shit the jack lives for if you’ve ever wondered what I live for it’s this I actually have a body that’s kind of freaky Oh what in mother Teresa let missile is this oh yeah that’s good I’m getting the green on that one um what up shit sick oh yes oh yes I don’t know what to say but I’m in love it’s let’s doing anything today I don’t know how I use it fucking right yeah that was up so okay what else can we fire I’m bananas oh god oh god fuck prepare to meet your end laughs you bet you you’re all right you know that soon you’re pretty fucking cool um no one else it does come clunk OH Oh ha ha ha ha come back to me my children come back suggest that’s it that’s it ready yeah you are going on my Christmas list and when you you have been for now I can’t have too much for look too much for what else am I gonna fuckin do ha oh jeez I can throw fire that looks perfect yeah Papa James great Oh breaking finger okay that was cool y’all having fun fun hope so low and forth and m416 shit I lost to Mike okay and you go so I actually have to I don’t know how to work this floor in real life Oh sis yes okay can I can I shoot today oh wait Safety’s probably odd um oh shit no uh how do i turn the safety off oh shut bucket quite okay it’s exactly what it would be like if you gave me because the real fight I only used two double-barrel shotgun then I used to fuck it in for one sixes purposes I would just leave like fun all right mr. J Nick okay ah fuck you oh this feels fucking good blow up ya big bar bitch yes okay um Jake right this loud y’all having fun I sure as hell oh okay what come up now I will be the zero dark thirty I will be the guy killing things yes what do you think good if that’s what I feel like a fire already good – really well of course I don’t have to take back here but whew you’re like an extra penis oh it’s glorious oh it’s fantastic okay put you down that’s too much joy for one person to have how do you say first digit of targets this is recent I didn’t do anything they focus we music don’t who wants to come to my dance first that’s a good one all right okay now see the things people don’t know about hand grenades is that you can pull the pin out and just have it in your hand you know just pull a pin out of a hand grenade and then it’s going to go off you need your intimate you need your lower get rid of the primer look like that see that’s the first part the way those there was a terminal throat blood yes more of that shit we’ll have a flashback I’m laughs laughs bang I need a worried voice there is a flesh body of Awesome this is the good I’m you see is this kind of another fucking sword off but a double-barrel shotgun you think of your practices and you put them in like this I put it in i fuck it god damn it I have the dexterity of a fucking granny okay click up there we fucking go that’s the shit cut a shit clay move closer to things yes exactly oh okay nice ooh ah ha ha ha what shoot shoot where the fuck is your safety um yes wait yes sir it is Wow that fuck you what is it awesome I’m just gonna sit here all day in practice my love my talk my gung-ho fucking going down all right here we go here we go brick flick-flick bum bum crack oh yes and then you just go you flick this up and then nice okay fuck you now no experience of one of these in real life what hi I very much like what’s going on oh my god do you really fire them that fast in real life by if I would I would like one of you you’re the coolness uh right oh I see you guys making fun of me yes that’s the shit fuck the fucking stop that I like to see okay let’s go back let’s come we have oh yes oh this my new bangs this is my new baby right here can I create for the attachments I didn’t realize they can just do this oh okay right here a little bit where the fuck am I I’m Way too close shit oh I’m off-screen fuck okay her name oh fuck yes yes okay we’re in the range long queue here I look at this okay oh you probably can’t see me now down here wait for it wait wait was a focus lacrosse here um you are no worry you piece of shit oh I am here my little mini game okay how do we do you wow I give you a grenade oh it’s Keith oh wow that was Thomas that was atrocious hi I’m on the fucking scoreboard that’s what it’s all about you don’t have to do your best you just need to get in the scoreboard oh yeah fuck right okay so it’s like that is it Oh what yes fuck yes yes baby oh let the scores rain down upon jack for he is the chosen one could I oh we’re fine okay we may be fine physically but audibly I’m Debra’s fuck now what oh that does work that works really well ha ha ha ha ha alright does that work oh yes knock about shy oh man okay I can do this I can do better I can do better what oh oh oh is that better that’s not better ah oh oh don’t she comes late Oh how’s the curse yeah oh Jesus Christ I got really scared awesome fuck you do that to me it’s like I could fall off it’ll like that yay okay there we go that’s a good one that’s a fucking great one Oh God throw that climbing tell me that’s fine what’s it check this fucking shit up oh yeah oh yeah oh yes knock down on bitches see you later oh yeah I don’t play by your fucking skeeball rules I make up my own rules the hookers blackjack fuck yes that’s nice for that’s the one everyone’s gonna be fun play the game right there oh good boy going one great one good one great one one time low that one’s okay it’s going to be mine 100k it will be mine all I need is one good throw that’s not a good throw yes go Oh hundred K that’s how much I’m worth let’s go for one more reaching proto Arizona’s nice who’s a meat grinder oriented good knees you that’s a good name for a level to experiment grasp our locomotion this is for those of fear of heights oh that’s me though how are you braised a meat grinder that’s a vital horror experience is procedurally generated children’s equipment all that everything’s bad that poopy boy cry ok we’ll try the good medium because let’s face it I’m a sucker for work like okay let me pick up my Glock here and the gun you go that should work that works ow I’m fucking death and agree button to start shooting all blue targets torch yellow buzzers okay shoot all blue targets punchable got it right direction wait what Oh Wow okay no fuck no I didn’t mean to drop the gun okay how do we how do we each it there we go uh here we go in me idiot yeah fuck yeah okay now I can move forward and punch yellow target yeah I get it yes okay move forward moving forth oh yeah oh yeah this is I should I live fourth row oh yeah let me in the fucking army here fuck fuck you guys Oh Oh what – go where – okay if you don’t like explode for me in an orderly fashion that would be very much appreciated ah said it oh god I’m scared ah whoa check okay people of the book so shit Hitler nice I’m sorry bro oh fuck it okay hello nice and handy dandy what do you do oh oh oh glasha table oh wow okay hey we did it no I’m the left oh you know um hello we’re in Amarillo come on over here oh okay I see how it is I can just do this no it’s not that you here yes and I’ll pick up you I swear I’ve done this before okay it shut the paint yes am I being time to this teacher up fuck you fuck it boy blank that’s a placer Jack shoot chip right up in your face okay look and get old get up on top oh ha yeah I’m okay ah there was a blanket that one huh that’s weird legs up no Serge I can do it I swear no need to take the end of the course – shit oh god all they are here March there might be a big little point to do Tico’s out on you cuz I scared I I don’t actually know how to climb up there oh look at that I finished okay well I love that with that the buzzer of good time ha Oh God ha ha ha ha that’s bad guys ha ha ha ha ok now my boy don’t pour me out yet coach uh let’s go under yes fuck you that’s what I’m hitting things are perfect but it’s fucking impossible not to shut off that white what can that old wreck to me to be amazing oh no oh no let me let me put this one in time yes now push myself away oh god you’re like it coach okay I got this I got this watch boat yes Wow yes okay I’m over my beer – yes very good yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah go go track I’m looking down oh yes what 100 number fucking break I am the fire whenever I remember Oh God ha ha sweet fucking deal okay don’t you go sitting close to the fire one um right right okay how did you over here wowsers well we we were that’s amazing let’s be go okay fuck look like what the gun away will you will you go in there if I click you yes oh oh fuck yeah oh yeah ah the power you thought whatever was from where did you fucking feel – okay come on haha hit Search thanks coach about that I’m have to call quits on this one soon Oh have fun practice wait my minor is waiting for me I we were playing a me cover whiskey in the jar’ it’s quite impressive you’d like it though if you cook gimme height you should give me the back door and goes right fine wrap it it’s really good lady yes the solar movement running up I’m drunk it has the best you remember her at the course other people who’ve done it but that’s why I mean Mike Tyson was here last week okay tune up here okay Sarge I’m outta ammo I’m not amo an amount of patience that’s me dropping the mic oh oh what’s a long way down I’m just gonna get up here to sit down or wait for my mother to collect me I just want to play music okay one Episode on the web songs horseshoes and hand-grenades I guess the secrets of that right I think so that’s pretty good what is what is this what does it fucking beehive on my head that’s really fun a little tedious a time for my life that they have all the little mechanics of corn when I remember when it came out it just has one of the gun Rangers I think and there wasn’t a whole lot more to it but they had like all that it’s like safeties and they’re pulling mechanism to actually load the bullets in you have to put it in two different magazines there was the case so just click in your mag and it was in your gun or something like that there’s a lot of attention to detail in it just that course is a little higher than I tagged it often is where you know the buttons sometimes you don’t know if you’re actually gonna drop your gun or if you’re actually going to put it in holster things like that that I needed to get used to what I might come back and do another episode on it because there’s a lot of levels and once I actually get the flow of the mechanics they can move around a whole lot or it’d be a lot of fun oh my some puzzles are like why are you falling now for so that’s up there now that’s not what you want X is for the bad for an excitement across for yes that’s was that companion thank you so much watching said what have you liked it punch stomach Panetta face oh my god stepping on all of my shit that knock daughters stepping on the carbon everything

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