A Knight On Seven Inch…Heels (with Anna Faris) – Gay Of Thrones S8 E2 Recap

A Knight On Seven Inch…Heels (with Anna Faris) – Gay Of Thrones S8 E2 Recap


– Anna Did you see Game of Thrones? – Does Jon Snow stare at statues? Ya ♪ Gay of Thrones Theme ♪ – So right at the very beginning It’s 3:30 in the afternoon I’m fresh home from school,
which means… It’s time for Judge
Christina to hold court. – [Daenerys] Your sister pledged
to send her army north. – [Jaime] She did. – I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand. It appears your sister lied to me. (Gavel Slams) – Girl, but you know Christina Aguilera is gonna have to call her chiropractor after the 180 Sansa Fierce just pulled. – Sansa was like, Um, I get that you hate
that he killed your dad, but he’s done my friend’s friend a solid and me a solid so Shantay he stays – But Christina’s like, Ok, noted, however, his sister on my Evite RSVP’d plus Army and it’s War O’Clock and we don’t have that army so it puts me in a really
really awkward posish. But then a bit later Christina wants to make nice at the Winterfell Women’s Power Summit. But Sansa’s making like the Dixie Chicks and she’s not ready to make nice. – [Sansa] What about the North? – Allison Janney does the
same sh*t to me at work. Like one day she’s bringing me coffee, and the next day she’s threatening me with her dragons. (Whoosh of Flames) – So then, at Boston Market honey we find Hooked on Phonics slinging soup in the soup kitchen when he’s visited by the ghost of Galapagos past – I want to fight too. – And to be honest, I know exactly how she feels. When I was three years old, I was told I could not be a cabana
girl at my local pool. Like, I just had the cutest little
white short short with the little white… But think Saved by the Bell
The Summer Years when they were working at
Mr. Carosi’s place on the beach honey. It was that with a
white little pillbox hat and I was just cute as you could be, giving out ice cream sandwiches, pretzels with multiple
dipping sauces honey, Marinara, Ranch, Nacho Cheese, loved all of them. Oh except, I always felt that if you had Nacho Cheese and Mustard and you chose Mustard on
a big soft pretzel, like, where are your intentions? – So then later, we’re in the war room and everyone’s got their
“To Catch A Predator” hat on. – [Sansa] You want us to use you as bait. – Mr. Whitewalker, please take a seat. – That’s your best straight white guy? – Yeah, I’m really f*cking gay ok? – And then Solange says the same thing everyone in L.A. says, but never means. – [Missandei] I’d like
to see the beaches again. – I went 3 times in the 9 years
that I lived here. Maybe 4. – I live right by the
beach and I never go. – And then in a triple lets move that no one saw coming, Baby Kill Bill went from Jessie Spano to Nomi Malone in the blink of an eye. – [Arya] Take your own bloody pants off. – OH, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH – Who knew the last thing on that list was for her to kill some D (Steamy Noises) And then after that, Mr. Grace Coddington goes down
to the learning annex where he takes a course on the concept of patriarchy. – You’re not a knight? – Women can’t be knights. – Why not? – Tradition. – F*ck tradition. – Honey, – If a dirty murderer rocking an animal carcass can understand toppling the patriachy, any man can. But Anna, this scene is so sweet because Tilda finally shatters
the Dragonglass ceiling when she’s knighted by Brother D. – Arise Brienne of Tarth a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. – The smile on her face reminds me
so much of the smile on my face when I cheered at Senior
night in my high school when I was really a Junior,
because I graduated early, cause, like, I couldn’t
even help that I was smart, but I just knew how happy I was Just, y’know, to be really
walking down that stadium and have all eyes on me and you’re really just kind of like… (Clapping) – Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! – And the it’s F*CK WATCH 2019 – The big woman still here? Suckled me at her teet for three months. Thought I was her baby. That’s how I got so strong. Giant’s milk. We’re all going to die. But at least we die together. I’d knight you ten times over. – But the cis gendered, heterosexual nerve of Jon Snow to wait till the final rotation, last half of the long program, bottom of the ninth, 18th hole, moment to tell poor Christina Aguilera, that their entire family tree is just one massive trunk. – My real name is Aegon Targaryen. – That’s Impossible. – You would thing that a woman whose entire family is dead would be excited to have
a new family member. – But truly what I loved the most
about this episode was the Kevin McCallister of it all. They were home alone. Setting up plans. Doing booby traps. Getting all the first aid kits together. All without the help
of their moms and dads. ♪ Christmas Music ♪ [Both Screaming]
AHHHHHHHHHH!! – I have something for you. – Oh my… Oh my god shes the lady of a million faces. – Yep yep yep. – This coin means I will
kill 3 people for you. – Um, Thank you so much. My hair cuts are actually
$250 but this is great. – Oh – Stick a fork in me, you look amazing honey, you’re serving me season one Cersei realness. – I’m gonna do a study abroad in Dorne. Where are – My dragons? [Both]
OHHHH – NOOOO – Where are they? – YESSSS – NOOOO – And now you’re torn – She’s Natalie Imbruglia

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